shylocks:

did you know Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are in love and no one cares what you think

Whenever I picture myself with the person I love, I picture myself sitting in a room next to people who watched them form into the person they are. I picture their mother cooking a Sunday dinner with an apron around her hips. I picture her pulling out baby photos and pointing to your crooked smile in your old T-ball pictures. I picture the firm handshake of your father and the embrace of your grandmother. I picture her laughing and saying, “You’re already part of the family, honey.” I see your brother making jokes about how he thought you’d never get a girlfriend or your 7 year old cousin wrapping her arms around my legs and asking if I ever watched the movie Frozen before. I picture the home of the person. The essence of who they are and where they came from. Amongst all the people you have known, they still choose to sit next to me at the dinner table.
― I want to marry your family too (via therestofpage20)

jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha periods are so fun. I’ve barely been able to leave my bed today. Amazing.